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'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

Dialogue

George Michael

Audio Books

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Karaoke night.

Robbie Williams

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Attention Span Man

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

Pink.

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Science Applied to Art

Rock gods.

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'