Listening Skills T-Shirts

'I don't need your bloody help, I just need you to listen!'

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

Attention Span Man

'Speak up!'

"Listen, I'm going to close my eyes for a short bit but you just keep on talking.".

'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'

'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'

'What was that 'something or other' about not being a good listener?'

"The doctor say it isn't deafness, exactly -- he thinks Leonard has a listening impediment."

Everyone needs a good listener in their life.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Audio Books

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Musical genres

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Listening to Coldplay.

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Brat"

An amplified harp

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Gramaphone Man.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

David Lynch