Audio Listening T-Shirts

'Dear...is that dripping noise your tropical rainforest relaxation tape, or is your toilet running again?'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Audio Books

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Musical genres

Listening to Coldplay.

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

Clive Anderson

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Brat"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

An amplified harp

Not-so-easy listening...

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"