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"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Very funny. I suppose you got me some sight cancelling glasses as well?"

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

"An echo is like a voice selfie."

"When I said I didn't want anything I obviously meant that I wanted a set of Wi-Fi, bluetooth headphones."

'Plug the connector into your laptop to download a multimedia presentation of the roars of the sea.'

Missing. Last seen with.

'We won't be able to hear your mobile with all this racket!'

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I could have danced all night!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.