Audio Artist T-Shirts

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Hello... is anybody there?'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

Birds with Headphones

Man and Machine snoozing

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

It's more than a mike!

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

I love Marimba

Hacksaw Violin.

NYC Department of Sanitation

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Musical Note Nail