Listener In Training T-Shirts

"For the New Year, I've decided to listen more and talk less."

Audio Books

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Attention Span Man

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Science Applied to Art

The psychiatrist.

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.