'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'
Listening Skills Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who prides themselves on exceptional listening skills? Our collection celebrates keen ears and attentive hearts. These thoughtfully designed items are ideal for those who genuinely listen and understand, combining humor and appreciation. Whether for a friend, partner, or yourself, find a gift that honors the art of listening with a touch of fun and cleverness.
'They all want to play the star.'
"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
Dialogue
George Michael
Audio Books
"I need him to stop think and start listening."
Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"
'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'
I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.
'Why do you want a career in the bank?'
Karaoke night.
Robbie Williams
"I've made a list of lists we need to make."
Graduation day at Telekinesis School.
'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'
"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."
Attention Span Man
'I'm a voice over artist.'
Psychiatrist with bartending diploma
"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."
'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'
'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'
'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'
'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'
Pink.
"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."
"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."
"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"
Science Applied to Art
Rock gods.
'I wonder if TED ever listens.'
'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'
Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...
'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'
Listening Skills Master Gifts Collection
Listening Skills Master Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating listening skills mastery—perfect for coffee or tea with a humorous twist. Click to find the ideal gift!
Listening Skills Master Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows designed for listening skills enthusiasts. Add personality and comfort to any space—perfect for thoughtful gifts.
Listening Skills Master Prints
Browse our artistic prints that celebrate attentive listening. Make any space more inspiring with clever and heartfelt designs.
Listening Skills Master T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that showcase their listening talents with humor and wit. Browse our fun designs and find the perfect fit.