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"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

A Good Batch.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

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'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

My first mistake.

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

"I'm addicted to water."

Hotel mini-bar.

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

Profiles in Courage

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

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An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"For a full third of my life I didn't drink. I was asleep!"

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.