Lipwear Trendsetter Gifts

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Haircuts

Hair Crop Circle

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

Inflating Boobs.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Merger at 28th and Lex

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I want one of those!"

Woke Jersey Shore

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

New Shades 2020

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Highlights

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

Woman who has run out of make-up