Lipwear Trendsetter T-Shirts

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Haircuts

Hair Crop Circle

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Inflating Boobs.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Merger at 28th and Lex

Woke Jersey Shore

"I want one of those!"

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

New Shades 2020

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Highlights

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

Woman who has run out of make-up

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."