Lipstick Kiss Detectives T-Shirts

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Kissing the Fish

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

First love.

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Who stole my candy?

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"It's not what you think."

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Modern day mirror.

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'