Lipstick Kiss Detectives Gifts

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Kissing the Fish

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

First love.

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Who stole my candy?

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"It's not what you think."

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Modern day mirror.

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'