Lipstick In The Line Of Duty Gifts

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Comedy Cafe

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Kissing the Fish

First love.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Moebot

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'