Lipstick In The Line Of Duty Gifts

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Comedy Cafe

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Kissing the Fish

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Would you like to try them out?"

First love.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Moebot

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

Laurel and Hardy