Lipstick Application Gifts

Lipstick hiccups

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Kissing the Fish

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

First love.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"Ready...."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Previously on..."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'