Lipstick Application Mugs

Lipstick hiccups

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Kissing the Fish

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Would you like to try them out?"

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Moebot

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"Ready...."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."