Lip-reading Instructor Gifts

Cardio-lip-reading

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'What does it say, Dad?'

Maternity ward.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Manual Labor.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'...how are you ever going to text.'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

DIY motor repairs.

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Mowing manual.

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it."

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

'Sorry about some of the punctuation -- I haven't learned the top row of the keyboard yet.'

Hammer Instructions

The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy red fox.

'Oh, he hates the itching and scratching, but he's terrified of lip readers.'

'Idle gossip, nothing! I've worked hard on it!'

'Which way to the reading clinic?'

Hammer User Manual

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

'It says 'two teaspoons 400 times a day'...'

Dyslexics Anonymous

Rubber ball instructions.

'Keep on dictating. I can read lips.'

'Give us a sentence using gruesome.'