Lion Lookalike Gifts

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Thug life on safari.

Next in Lion

"Works every time."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"This is the best part of the movie."

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Will Kill For Food

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'Where did we go wrong?'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"He does impressions too!"

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

Draw the Lion

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'It has to have tall fences.'

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

Letting the cat out of the bag.

Bring back the cat.

Might And Mane