Linguistic Anthropologist Gifts

"Interestingly, the natives of this borough have 52 words for 'hot dog.'"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Torturing the English Language

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

A caveman paints from life

Punctuation Police

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

What's normal?

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Physician tending a mummy.

'The Questioner'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'