Lingerie Rebel Pillows

Celebrating National No Bra Day

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Ze-Bras

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

I left my mark on policies and programs.

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'