Lingerie Rebel Pillows

Celebrating National No Bra Day

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Ze-Bras

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"For the missus or yourself?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Victorian Secret

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

I left my mark on policies and programs.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Sara Sampaio

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Concerned about saving energy, Bev tries out some of the new down lingerie.