Line Of Scrimmage Strategist Gifts

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Are you blind ref?'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

Before instant replay.

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Referee's Free Kick Pack

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Plane crash on football pitch.

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

'Today's session will be on bail bondsmen.'

Something Like Sport.

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

Limit your results by. . .

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

'Running the ball didn't work. Passing the ball failed... the military option was a last resort.'

The Football Bank Robber.

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

Andrew tried everything to avoid getting sacked. He tried staying in the pocket. He tried rolling out of the pocket...

'Whats his game?' - 'Oh! He used to be a goalkeeper.'

Starter's Blocks.

'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'