Line Of Scrimmage Strategist Gifts

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'Are you blind ref?'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

Before instant replay.

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Referee's Free Kick Pack

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

Plane crash on football pitch.

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

'Today's session will be on bail bondsmen.'

Something Like Sport.

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

'Running the ball didn't work. Passing the ball failed... the military option was a last resort.'

The Football Bank Robber.

Limit your results by. . .

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

Andrew tried everything to avoid getting sacked. He tried staying in the pocket. He tried rolling out of the pocket...

'Whats his game?' - 'Oh! He used to be a goalkeeper.'

Swifted

Starter's Blocks.