Limerick Writer Gifts

Limerick town council meeting.

Zombie standup

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Limerick Airport

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

America's funniest election gaffes

James Joyce.

'Lost Diary'

A Poet

Soldiers' Ego

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Clive Anderson

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

Uncle Sam admires lipstick marks on his butt.

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

If You Praise Anything about the United States

"No, you moron — this is not 'serendipitous'!"

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"No, let down your hair!"

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."