"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."
Limerick Lover Gifts
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Two More Poems from Ted Hughes
Limerick Airport
Limerick town council meeting.
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
There once was a clown from Nantucket … D'oh! I'll try again tomorrow. Maybe Thinking of clean limericks belongs in the advanced segment of Randy's Personal Growth System.
Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.
Edward Lear
Pashmina Limerick.
Limerick of the day.
'I heard a funny limerick at work today. . . Yes, sir, a very funny limerick.'
'I heard a funny limerick at work today.' 'Yes, sir, a very funny limerick.'
"Granted, I could have read your body of work to find out you specialize in dirty limericks before appointing you state poet laureate."
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Wifi in Hell
'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'
"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."
Margarita
Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."
Desert Island Fantasies
The Dandy
They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...
Latest Aye Phone
Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...
The Lemmings of Montauk
I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.
"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."
'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'
Desert Island Bagpipes
Lady Anglea
'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'
"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"
When I said I wanted a second opinion on my prognosis, this isn't exactly what I meant.
'I'm Loch Ness, and this is my son, Elliot.'
"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"
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