Lightweight Challenger Gifts

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

AI

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

When a nanosecond is forever.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

The cake diet.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

A boy boasting of his strength

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'My gosh, I'm losing my jowls!'

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'