Lightsaber Duelist Gifts

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Epic Battles

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Wild West Text Showdown

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'You want a piece of me?'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Social Media Attacks.

Luke Flywalker.

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Ski Lift Duel.

'Uh oh.'

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Professors Martin and Smith Engage in a Battle of Wills