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'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

At home with the brass section.

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

"I hate to be a downer, but statistically, people are more likely to die of heart failure than get hit by one of those things."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

"Have you ever considered expressing that anger physically?"

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.

"She's a rescue."

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

Emergency Brake

Not his time. . . Harv's heart is restarted by lightening!

Playing Fetch

"Maybe ease up on California."