Therapy Thrill-seekers T-Shirts

"Have you ever considered expressing that anger physically?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

YOLO vs YODO

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Trapeze Artists

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

"We're not a couple. He's just my ride."

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"Good news, you don't have imposter syndrome - you really are a good boy."

Studying Fire Behavior

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."