Therapy Thrill-seekers Gifts

"Have you ever considered expressing that anger physically?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

YOLO vs YODO

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"We're not a couple. He's just my ride."

"I'm always committing to things I know I can't follow through on."

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Psychiatry. I'm not fooling anybody but myself? Well, that's a start!

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since

Trapeze Artists

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"Good news, you don't have imposter syndrome - you really are a good boy."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'What do you mean, I'm immature.'

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."