Relationship Thrill-seekers T-Shirts

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

' Love and pole vault'

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

The Big Jump

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

Emergency Brake