Relationship Thrill-seekers T-Shirts

"We can't meet outside any more - My wife found out about Google Earth."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Tunnel of Infatuation

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Roller Coaster of Love

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

' Love and pole vault'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

The Big Jump

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

What'll it be, hon'? I'll have the illusion that you calling me "hon" means you want me.

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.