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'Where did we get this new goalie?'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Wheee!!!'

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

Emergency Brake

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

Skiers in ski masks are stopped at gunpoint

"It's great to have something we can all do together."