Romantic Thrill-seekers T-Shirts

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Speed Dating Tonight - 7pm until 7.02 pm.

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

' Love and pole vault'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

At home with the brass section.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

The Big Jump

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

'Are you sure this is the Tunnel of Love?'

'Yep! She said the corner of 'get lost' and 'never' at midnight.'