Romantic Thrill-seekers Gifts

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Speed Dating Tonight - 7pm until 7.02 pm.

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

Tunnel of Infatuation

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Roller Coaster of Love

John Woodvine

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

' Love and pole vault'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

At home with the brass section.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"Wow. How do we pick a honeymoon destination when they're all so glamorous?"

I'm looking for a man who's not wrapped up in his career. I want his career to be me. I was just imagining working my way up.

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'