Lightning Strike Thrill-seekers Prints

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

At home with the brass section.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"I hate to be a downer, but statistically, people are more likely to die of heart failure than get hit by one of those things."

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!

Climate change is wrecking my rotator cuff.

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

Emergency Brake

"Have you ever considered expressing that anger physically?"

"She's a rescue."

No, that's the garbage disposal.

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.

Not his time. . . Harv's heart is restarted by lightening!

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

He hasn't been the same since someone stole his thunder.

Playing Fetch

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.