Last-minute Thrill Seekers Prints

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"How much for just the ring?"

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

Last-Minute Gifts

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Tunnel of Quickies

Christmas is Around the corner,

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

Emergency Brake

"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'Wheee!!!'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

"It's great to have something we can all do together."

"Don't worry, Susan. We all work better with a deadline."

'I couldn't decide so I'm giving a gift certificate.'

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