Lighthearted Lore Lovers Pillows

"Okay, one more time. . . let there be light!!"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

Mermaids

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Loch Ness.

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Friendly Troll.

"It appears your credit card expired 18 years ago Mr. Van Winkle. Would you care to pay for the alarm clock in cash?"

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

"Dragons were never out of style."

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

Brawl outside a Whitechapel Pub

Ingoldsby Legends - Page Boy Drowned in Barrel

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

'Voyeur!'

"She definitely has your neck bolts."

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."

Appearance Money

'How can I be sure you love me? All lemmings leap.'