Lighthearted Lore Lovers Gifts

"Okay, one more time. . . let there be light!!"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Mermaids

Loch Ness.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Friendly Troll.

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Dragons were never out of style."

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

Brawl outside a Whitechapel Pub

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

'How can I be sure you love me? All lemmings leap.'

Appearance Money

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

'Voyeur!'

Ingoldsby Legends - Page Boy Drowned in Barrel

"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."

"She definitely has your neck bolts."

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'