Lighthearted Food Fan Gifts

'And who ordered the table scraps?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Party Animals.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Tasty bird.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Bedside Manna.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."