Lighthearted Food Fan Gifts

'And who ordered the table scraps?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Party Animals.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Tasty bird.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

Bedside Manna.

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'