Light-hearted Spiritualists Gifts

"That's a nice touch!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Cat Seance

"You're on mute."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

I am one with stupid.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Ouija Board Fail