Light-hearted Complainer Pillows

Complaints/Just Kvetching

Get crazy once in a while

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I hate this time of year."

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"Where does it hurt?"

Golf ball escaping.

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

UN climate report

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

Yes, I'll be your insignificant other.

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

"Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the only alternative..."

"Don't eat so fast"

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

Eight nights of excuses

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

"Someone stole my anti-depressant pills. I hope they're happy now!"

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'