Light Before Earth Philosopher T-Shirts

Express their cosmic curiosity with t-shirts that blend wit and wisdom about the 'light before earth' philosophy. Stylish, thoughtful, and fun to wear daily.

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"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?" mockup

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

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"And this is our media room."

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"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..." mockup

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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'We need to have a shake-up!'

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

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Creativity

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"Life after death"

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Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings, mockup

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

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'I give up — he doesn't have any vital spots!'

'I give up — he doesn't have any vital spots!' mockup

'I give up — he doesn't have any vital spots!'

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"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock." mockup

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

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"Comments are turned off."

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'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something' mockup

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

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'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?' mockup

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

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'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

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"Sorry, but you're overqualified." mockup

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

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Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order. mockup

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

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"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy." mockup

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

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'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.' mockup

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

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'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?' mockup

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

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'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.' mockup

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control." mockup

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

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'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?' mockup

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

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"Every time you come back you're depressed and disgusted. I'd quit visiting earth, if I were you."

"Every time you come back you're depressed and disgusted. I'd quit visiting earth, if I were you." mockup

"Every time you come back you're depressed and disgusted. I'd quit visiting earth, if I were you."

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"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

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"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!" mockup

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

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'This can't be good.'

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"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days." mockup

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

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'Looks like the shape of a recession and recovery.'

'Looks like the shape of a recession and recovery.' mockup

'Looks like the shape of a recession and recovery.'

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'Half past zen.'

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The inventions of baseball

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'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?' mockup

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

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'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.' mockup

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

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Light Before Earth Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Light Before Earth Philosopher Mugs

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Light Before Earth Philosopher Pillows

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Light Before Earth Philosopher Prints

Browse our captivating prints that visually explore the universe and the philosophical insights of the 'light before earth' philosophy.