Light And Dark Gifts

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Here we go again...'

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Leap Frog

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Before and After Thomas Edison

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'What a control freak!'

High Jump