Music And Dance Gifts

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I could have danced all night!

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Cimafunk

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Marimba

Tut and Carmen.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Lennon and McCartney.