Dance Gifts

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

Irish Step Accounting

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

"Can't we just this once, for God's sake, stay on topic?"

'And now, Dr. Wagner and Dr. Avery will demonstrate, through interpretive dance, how inflation in developing nations impacts the formation of global monetary policies!'

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

Pole Dancing on the Chemo Ward.

The dog dance troupe.

Ballerinas Change a Light bulb

A Brief History of Unwelcome Visitors To Britain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

Roverdance.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'Supporting the arts'

Nutcracker in a Tutu

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'And for the artsy crowd, Benson, from accounting, will repeat my words through interpretive dance.'

"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

Hakagram.

"Now shake it all about."

'Just be patient - the novelty of her Spanish holiday can't last forever.'

"He wants £40,000 a week, a £2,000 win bonus and a choregraphed dance routine when he scores."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hooray for Bollywood!

Dancing School

'Tom thought the meetings might be more interesting if he 'performed' his report.'