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"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

Irish Step Accounting

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

"Can't we just this once, for God's sake, stay on topic?"

'And now, Dr. Wagner and Dr. Avery will demonstrate, through interpretive dance, how inflation in developing nations impacts the formation of global monetary policies!'

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

'Supporting the arts'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

A Brief History of Unwelcome Visitors To Britain

The dog dance troupe.

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Ballerinas Change a Light bulb

"It all started after he saw that 'Billy Elliot' movie on the telly."

Roverdance.

Pole Dancing on the Chemo Ward.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'Just be patient - the novelty of her Spanish holiday can't last forever.'

Hakagram.

'We told you, Dances With Leprechauns, this is a rain dance, not a river dance!'

"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."

Dancing School

"He wants £40,000 a week, a £2,000 win bonus and a choregraphed dance routine when he scores."

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

"Now shake it all about."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

'And for the artsy crowd, Benson, from accounting, will repeat my words through interpretive dance.'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"