Dancing Gifts

When Moms Dance

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Good coffee."

"Don't talk to me"

The party, after you left

"Say what's on your mind, Harris - the language of dance has always eluded me."

"Objection, leading the witness."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"You had me at ole."

"Nice jump, Sergei."

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

Tarzan & Jane Take Up Square Dancing

Dancing in Color

Irish Jig Saws

Hula Halo

Interpretive Cheering

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

'So, for every day that your math grade stays below a B, your father will post a video of himself on YouTube.'

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

'Every so often, he breaks into interpretive dance so his right brain doesn't atrophy.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"We're trying to get staff to be more creative in their report writing." "I call this my dance of the fourth quarters client satisfaction survey."

'You asked for a little salsa.'

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

Big Ballet Dancer.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Your feet are killing me!'

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

'No.'