Music And Dance T-Shirts

Hear those sleigh bells ringing a ding ding ding a ling...

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Demure lady with gloves

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Mardi Gras

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Marimba

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Guitarist

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.