Song And Dance Devotee T-Shirts

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Turn, turn and turn.

I love my Timpani

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Waving from Behind the Curtain

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Fred Astaire

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Peter Gabriel

How hit songs get their names

Dancing in a circle

And the die is cast!

Bad Career Move

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Club insecurity.

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Johann Strauss II

Valet (ballet) parking.

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'I thought I could dance...'

Dance Crossing

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

National Opera: Wriggletto

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Male Ballet Dancer