Light And Dark T-Shirts

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Here we go again...'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Pole Vault Rules

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Nick Cave

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Before and After Thomas Edison

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'What a control freak!'