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'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"You won’t need refills."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"Guess the weight you used to be"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'Watch yourself.'

Books or Junk Food.

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'