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'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"You won’t need refills."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Guess the weight you used to be"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'Watch yourself.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Books or Junk Food.

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'