Lifestyle Choices T-Shirts

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'If I follow your advice and give up smoking, drinking, and casino gambling, will I live longer or will it just seem longer?'

'I've just had a terrible nightmare that we were living sensibly, within our budget!'

"Your father and I just want you to know that we're behind you one hundred per cent should you decide to go back to being a dope addict."

"...and get ready to live in constant fear. Kids will ruin the life you now enjoy...R-U-I-N."

Original Turning Point

"So much to do... so little time."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

"Well, he certainly lived life everyday like it was his last."

'It's one or the other, you can swashbuckle, or go for the gusto, but not both.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

'What do you mean you're going vegan?'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class, with a mid-size car makes a daring choice...

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Call me?"

Cat in a flap

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

YOLO vs YODO

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Trust

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'