Lifestyle Change T-Shirts

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Big Hairy Change

Turning my life around.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

A Better Life

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Rapunzel's Book Club choice gave her an idea...

'I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...'

I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'I'm on the wagon.'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

'Watch yourself.'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"Change is creeping into our lives!"

"I like the idea of getting rid of our junk food, but instead of throwing the fridge out, you could've just thrown the food out."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

"Giving up cigarettes and alcohol MIGHT make you live longer, but it will certainly feel like it!"

"The hardest thing about giving up a life of crime is getting used to relazing at home with a good book."

"Why do you always wear that t-shirt, Alf?"

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."

"I've jumped on the high fiber bandwagon. Luckily it makes frequent stops."

"I should get going. I need to get up early and completely change everything about my life."

"Either you give up all that unhealthy stuff and live another 30 years or you go on as before, have a blast for about 10 or 11 years and then die happy, satisfied and drunken."

"I must insist you stop drinking."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

'You have to take an oath that you'll change your lifestyle.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'I've tried to turn my life around, but it's hard when you're a big rig.'